Utility Player a.k.a. Simon Thomas is a London based artist. His earliest musical memories are singing the Multi-Coloured Swap Shop theme tune. Other early favourites include 'Cecilia' by Simon and Garfunkel, 'Calling Occupants (of Interplanetary Craft)' by The Carpenters and 'Rasputin' by Boney M. One of his most commonly expressed delusions is that music stopped in 1983. Supporting evidence for this frankly preposterous position may or may not be found in his recorded output.